Even Kate Cries For No Reason At All

So this was at the bottom of some e-mail I got today (bold formatting mine)

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Ever feel sad or cry for no reason at all?
Depression. Narrated by Kate Hudson.
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But at least J's company will cover my health benefits, so I can keep going to therapy, stay on the patch (Cats, Not Kids!) and continue the alarming cholesterol-lowering drug regimen I'm on!

Oh, to be a careworn 50-ish man swimming laps that don't seem to be reducing his man-tits... LIPITOR.