Form Rejection Letters

I didn't get in to Stanford. I don't like rejection.
But I liked K's way of cheering me up:

me: oh, btw me: I found out from Stanford that I was not accepted k: stanford is full of poopyheads me: heehee k: for the record me: unless I got in k: yes k: but me: haa k: my bro-in-law didn't get in me: i know, poopy k: and kelly from the a cappella group didn't get in me: oh she applied there, too? me: poopy cubed! k: yah

Oh, wait. Kelly from the a cappella group *got in* to the a cappella group.

I didn't.

Rejection's a bitch.